Week 6

Winner: Is it true that Valentines Day is held in honor of a Dinosaur Massacre?

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Valentines Themed

• Why is Cupid always pictured naked? For the ladies...
• What to do if you're hopelessly single on this very very shitty day? Whiskey, cheeseburgers, repeat. (for you Pat, this will not be much different from most days).
• What are some creative Valentine's Day cards I could give to someone I like (...or dislike)? On special occasions such as these i tend to go for cards that would be appropriate to any situation but this one. Father's day cards are a nice touch, but also sympathy cards can give your valentine's day message a spark of self-deprecating humor.
• How do you feel about people who get married or engaged on valentines day? I think it is a great idea for those who have shitty memories. If you could some how arrange that to be your partners birthday and Christmas too, even better. Why remember more than 1 date?
• What do women prefer, chocolates or flowers for vday? Based on my own personal observation i would say chocolates. I've never been told i could be replaced with flowers, chocolate on the other hand...
•   What do the colors of roses mean? Many people think that the meaning behind a rose depends on the color of said rose. This is false. The meaning of all roses is ..."here, have a flower... women like flowers right?"
•   How do you know which kind of chocolate you are getting in a mixed boxed which has lost the "map"? The same way you find out where that chocolate goes after you eat it. Disection.
• Why do we send valentines in grade school, that are not candy, I mean seriously what are you supposed to do with them? The tradition of non-candy gifts is an offshoot of that of the yule log. If one is truly loved the cards will burn for 12 days. This is also where we get the 12 days of Valentine's day.
•   How many flowers and boxes of chocolate are given on this day versus Sweetest Day? people spend approxametly 14.7 billion (with a B) dollars on valentines day. No statistics are avaliable to sweetest day, because it isn't a real holiday (and is only really celebrated in the northeastern and midwestern United States.)

General Questions

• What is the best morning toasted bread product? Toast. sourdough preferably.
• What is the earliest memory you have? well, i woke up and had a piece of toast.
• What is the best lesser known holiday? American or otherwise. Bastille day! They day the French took over a prison in order to get some guns to shoot their oppressive overlords with.
• What is your favorite thing to draw? Dinosaurs... and ducks... and cows.
• How did Troy spend his birthday weekend? watching the pro-bowl... like an idiot.

The Rest

Thanks of all the quetions.
Have a happy Valentine's Day. (or not, i don't really care.)
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