CSI - Positronium comics ( or some shit)

Thanks to everyone who participated in the questioning of week 2. Now all i have to do is take a look at the ol' line up, and pick a suspect. Here's who has been brought in:

• Is this the preferred method of question submittal?
• Who was the most bad-ass President?
• Is ketchup a fruit?
• Can we have pizza more?
• Given that god is infinite and the universe is also infinite- Would you like some toast?
• Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
• Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about?
• How can I get my whites whiter?
• Can Joey ask that many questions?
• Why do we need to get our teeth cleaned?
• What's the difference between thank you and much obliged?
• Grandpa's asleep in a box and won't wake up. Why won't he wake up?
• What's the best way to get blood out of hardwood floors?
• Now that the president has allowed the military to indefinitely detain anyone they want, should Ashleigh be worried about her questions?

One of these is a big fat murderer! And soon we'll put it to... death? i don't know, i have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.