Here's some stuff.

Here are the questions for week 8. Only 44 more comics to go... unless you count week 8... which i do... so 45.

Are you space?
what would you do for a klondike bar?
What do you think of the rectum, as a whole?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
What would happen if IL became a right to work state?
so there's that.

please ask some questions for week 8.

Week 7

The Winner! What are some of the down sides of having a president with super powers?

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Thank you to special guest artist Michael Cuzzo.

• What is one technology that you wish we would have developed already? Self tying shoes.
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?  only if their parents cover their eyes and ears during the inappropriate parts.
• "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? The original phrase cute as a button refers to a button quail which is a cute fluffy bird.
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Whoever it was must have been very thirsty.
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Whoever it was was luckey that the egg came out before the poop.
• Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Yes.
• Is Aaron the creator of the Philosoraptor? Probably not... patent pending.
• isn't one artist enough? NEVER!
• What was Walt Disney's first character?  A stick figure named Morton. He wasn't very popular.
• what are the names of all 206 bones in the human body? Yeah right. I'm not doing that.
• In which state in the Simpsons, Springfield? None of them. The state that springfield is in is bordered by  Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky.
• What kind of animal would it be if a zebra and dinosaur mated? dinosaurs and zebras can't produce viable offsping. though perhaps sience needs to step up to the plate and make that happen...

Week 8. Go!

Suprise Special Guest Artist This Week!

Week 7's questions are:

What are some of the down sides of having a president with super powers?
What is one technology that you wish we would have developed already?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Is Aaron the creator of the Philosoraptor?
isnt one artist enough?
What was Walt Disneys first character?
what are the names of all 206 bones in the human body?
In which state in the Simpsons, Springfield?
What kind of animal would it be if a zebra and dinosaur mated?


Also a friend shared a link of this list of not-so-frequently asked questions. so if you can't think of a question to ask, maybe give it a look for some inspiration
http://www.bored.com/crazythoughts/index7.html

Week 6

Winner: Is it true that Valentines Day is held in honor of a Dinosaur Massacre?

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Valentines Themed

• Why is Cupid always pictured naked? For the ladies...
• What to do if you're hopelessly single on this very very shitty day? Whiskey, cheeseburgers, repeat. (for you Pat, this will not be much different from most days).
• What are some creative Valentine's Day cards I could give to someone I like (...or dislike)? On special occasions such as these i tend to go for cards that would be appropriate to any situation but this one. Father's day cards are a nice touch, but also sympathy cards can give your valentine's day message a spark of self-deprecating humor.
• How do you feel about people who get married or engaged on valentines day? I think it is a great idea for those who have shitty memories. If you could some how arrange that to be your partners birthday and Christmas too, even better. Why remember more than 1 date?
• What do women prefer, chocolates or flowers for vday? Based on my own personal observation i would say chocolates. I've never been told i could be replaced with flowers, chocolate on the other hand...
•   What do the colors of roses mean? Many people think that the meaning behind a rose depends on the color of said rose. This is false. The meaning of all roses is ..."here, have a flower... women like flowers right?"
•   How do you know which kind of chocolate you are getting in a mixed boxed which has lost the "map"? The same way you find out where that chocolate goes after you eat it. Disection.
• Why do we send valentines in grade school, that are not candy, I mean seriously what are you supposed to do with them? The tradition of non-candy gifts is an offshoot of that of the yule log. If one is truly loved the cards will burn for 12 days. This is also where we get the 12 days of Valentine's day.
•   How many flowers and boxes of chocolate are given on this day versus Sweetest Day? people spend approxametly 14.7 billion (with a B) dollars on valentines day. No statistics are avaliable to sweetest day, because it isn't a real holiday (and is only really celebrated in the northeastern and midwestern United States.)

General Questions

• What is the best morning toasted bread product? Toast. sourdough preferably.
• What is the earliest memory you have? well, i woke up and had a piece of toast.
• What is the best lesser known holiday? American or otherwise. Bastille day! They day the French took over a prison in order to get some guns to shoot their oppressive overlords with.
• What is your favorite thing to draw? Dinosaurs... and ducks... and cows.
• How did Troy spend his birthday weekend? watching the pro-bowl... like an idiot.

The Rest

Thanks of all the quetions.
Have a happy Valentine's Day. (or not, i don't really care.)
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It's Valentine's Day Week (well... not really)

I sort of like this theme week idea. This week Valentines, next week... who knows... maybe Flag Day week (although i should probably do that in June), or... maybe Pizza week... or Robot Apocolypse week.

So here is what i propose: The first week in a month shall be a theme week. And, as i do with all things on this web site, I place the reins firmly in your hands. So what do you want March's Theme week to be? It can be anything, just leave a comment below.

And while you're at it; it's open season on questions for week 7. So ask away.

Here are week 6's questions:

Valentines Themed

Why is Cupid always pictured naked?
What to do if you're hopelessly single on this very very shitty day?
Is it true that Valentines Day is held in honor of a Dinosaur Massacre?
What are some creative Valentine's Day cards I could give to someone I like (...or dislike)?
How do you feel about people who get married or engaged on valentines day? 

What do women prefer, chocolates or flowers for vday?
  What do the colors of roses mean?
  How do you know which kind of chocolate you are getting in a mixed boxed which has lost the "map"?

Why do we send valentines in grade school, that are not candy, I mean seriously what are you supposed to do with them?
  How many flowers and boxes of chocolate are given on this day versus Sweetest Day?

General Questions

What is the best morning toasted bread product?
What is the earliest memory you have?
What is the best lesser known holiday? American or otherwise.
What is your favorite thing to draw?
How did Troy spend his birthday weekend?


As it is valentines theme week, i will probably not be picking one of the general questions. But thanks for playing.

Subscribe, Ask Questions, Get Answers, Request Themes, Maybe have a laugh.

Week 5, and Valentines day Themed questions.

The Winner: Fork?

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The Losers:

• Who invented sports? Like most things, the Chinese invented sports... probably.
• Who will win the Superbowl? GEEEEEEEE men.
• If you were a diabetic would you let a cupcake go bad? I'm not a very big cupcake fan to begin with, I think their frosting to cake ratio is way off, so probably.
• What is your favorite tool? Side Cutter Pliers. aka Kline's. They're like 3 tools in one. pliers, cutters, and a hammer.
• Are you, or have you ever been, convicted of a felony? nope.
• What is the oddest thing you have seen at a restaurant? honestly i can't think of anything. i guess it would be the night at the Olympic Star where i saw Bizzarro Aaron, Bizzarro Cuzzo, and Bizzarro Fio eating dinner together.
• How much is a copy of: The Thundering Herd. By Zane Grey,1925 copyright Date worth?  Between 15 and 300 dollars.
• What things can a young teen do this weekend with her friends without spending a ton of money? Drugs?

The Rest:

So Valentines day is fast approaching, and I am, if nothing else, full of useful dating advise. So this week, please send me your Valentines related queries!

Week 4

The Winner: Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Sorry this is way late; but I've been quite busy this/last week. Week 5 will be up on Friday guaranteed.

Here are

The Losers

• Does anyone really believe Capt. Schettino slipped and fell into a lifeboat? I'm sure someone believes him... but they're probably idiots.
  
• How dare you take that tone with me?! Shut it Jen!
  
• What is the best kind of cat? The kind that doesn't vomit on every single rug in the house in one day... yeah that happened once.
  
• Why don't we have self tying shoes yet? Our shoes would need to have some sort of tiny robotic arms to tie themselves with; and the robotic arms we have now have the coordination of a 2 year old.
  
• Why does it feel like I'm in a snow globe and someone keeps shaking it right after everything settles? probably drugs.
  
• If you could be in any cartoon what would it be? And why? Futurama of course. because the future is going to be awesome, i mean... caffeinated bacon. baconated grapefruit. admiral crunch!
  
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African Swallow? about 10 meters per second.
  
• Can man ever live under the sea? yes, but not for very long.
  
• Are fountains dumb? yes.   ?
  
• What should I put my donut in? your mouth.
  
• What are some lesser known Greek Gods?  Nemesis the goddess of revenge, Phobos and Deimos, the twin gods of fear and terror (respectively), just to name a few.
  
• Who would win in a fight- a tank or a million birds? this is a tough one. a single tank couldn't possibly kill a full million birds. It will either run out of ammunition, or fuel in an attempt to shoot or run them over. But the birds can't harm the tank either. In the long run the birds would probably win, as they can create more birds, while the tank will slowly deteriorate over time.
  
• What is the best thing about Winter? hot chocolate... and various hot chocolate based cocktails.
• What, in your opinion, is the perfect sandwich? Ham and turkey on french bread with sriracha... and nothing else.

Here are the week 5 Questions:

Who invented sports?
Who will win the Superbowl?

If you were a diabetic would you let a cupcake go bad?

What is your favorite tool?

Are you, or have you ever been, convicted of a felony?

What is the oddest thing you have seen at a restaurant?

How much is a copy of: The Thundering Herd. By Zane Grey,1925 copyright Date worth? 

What things can a young teen do this weekend with her friends without spending a ton of money?

Fork?

Please ask questions for week 6. Week 5 will be up on time. I assure you of it.

I love answering your questions... but i'm not in love with answering them.

Thanks everybody for keeping this new years resolution project going to a whole month! only 11 more to go.

Here are all the questions recieved for week 4!

Does anyone really believe Capt. Schettino slipped and fell into a lifeboat?
How dare you take that tone with me?!
What is the best kind of cat?
Why don't we have self tying shoes yet?
Why does it feel like I'm in a snowglobe and someone keeps shaking it right after everything settles?
If you could be in any cartoon what would it be? And why?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African Swallow?
Can man ever live under the sea?
Are fountains dumb?
What should I put my donut in?
What are some lesser known Greek Gods?
Who would win in a fight- a tank or a million birds?
What is the best thing about Winter?
What, in your opinion, is the perfect sandwich?

This officially opens up question submission for week 5, so if you've got one, i'd love to answer it... well not love to. but i would like to... no love is better. i do love answering your questions, but i'm not in love with answering them...

Week 3

The Winner

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 So last week i spent 20 hours researching the all 43 US presidents (not to mention everything else). This week i decided to go in the exact opposite direction, and completed this whole thing in 4 hours.
Wendy's is also by far the best fast-food chain ( not to be confused with the legged carrot- rabbit-cheetah-fighter jet fast food-chain). If only for the Achilles sandwich (aka spicy chicken sandwich). It's my only weakness.

The Losers:

• Would you rather watch an hour worth of a)infomercials b)political debates c)public television fundraising? That all just sounds awful . I guess political debates, but I'll probably be very annoyed.
  
• Why does alcohol make me drunk? Alcohol effects the neural receptors that slow down the brain, while at the same time increasing production of neurotransmitters that increase the feeling of happiness and pleasure.
  
• What's the worst thing about shopping for groceries? Slack-jawed candy gawkers! People who take up the entire aisle while attempting to select a candy to shove into their fat fucking faces.
• What do dogs dream about? Dogs dream about the same things that people dream about. you know, taking a test in their underwear, that sort of thing... except dogs don't wear underwear... most of the time.
• What will the world look like in 10 years? A lot like it does now, except more stuff will probably be on fire.
• Does ketchup in Canada taste different? I don't know. I don't eat ketchup, and i certainly didn't eat it the one time i went to Canada. I spent most of the time there looking for a bar.

So there is week 3. Keep 'em coming folks.

Internet Blackout

So yesterday a bunch of websites (you know the ones I'm talking about) voluntarily were blacked out to spread awareness of Internet censorship. Although, I didn't black this one out, i might as well have... nobody visited the site to ask a question yesterday... sad face.

But seriously, i only have 7 questions this week, from 3 different people. It's also already thursday, and i have no questions lined up for next week. I can't complete this without your help.

OK, guilt trip over.

Here are those 7 questions:

Would you rather watch an hour worth of a)infomercials b)political debates c)public television fundraising?
Why does alcohol make me drunk?
What's the best fast food chain?
What's the worst thing about shopping for groceries?
What do dogs dream about?
What will the world look like in 10 years?
Does ketchup in Canada taste different?

So in summary... internet censorship bad, bug your congress(wo)man, ask more questions, those are this weeks questions.

the end?

Week 2!



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The Winner:




  The Play-by-play:

Round 1: The bottom half

(32)James Carter vs. (33)Zachary Taylor: Soft-spoken peanut farmer vs. celebrated Indian/British fighter? Taylor Wins.

(24)William Howard Taft vs. (41)Warren G. Harding: This isn't “who was the most fat-ass US president”, plus Harding was America's first black president (allegedly (and only if you use the old (and pretty racist) “one drop rule”)). Harding Wins.

(25) Chester A. Arthur vs. (40)Franklin Pierce: In the Mexican war Pierce injured his leg after falling off his horse, he passed out and had to be carried away, while Arthur spent the Civil war... housing and outfitting soldiers... Pierce Wins?

(29) Calvin Coolidge vs. (36) Herbert Hoover: Coolidge presided over much of roaring twenties, before Hoover got there and brought that party to a screeching halt. Coolidge Wins.

(28) Gerald Ford vs. (37) John Tyler: Why is Gerald Ford a bad-ass? He doesn't even need your vote to become president. He can become president through sheer force of will (and the 25^th amendment). What did Tyler do? Get kicked out of his own party. Ford Wins.

(31) Rutherford B. Hayes vs. (34) Benjamin Harrison: Hayes was wounded 5 times during the Civil war and just kept going. What will it take to kill him (heart attack)? Harrison on the other hand lost the popular vote but still won the presidency on that old “electoral college” technicality. Technicalities unfortunately are not bad-ass. Hayes Wins.

(23) Martin Van Buren: vs. (42) James Buchanan: Van Buren was the first true American to serve as president (in that he was the first president to be born an American citizen). Buchanan is the only president not to be married, fueling speculation that he may have been the first gay president. Van Buren Wins.

(26) Ulysses S. Grant vs. (39) George W. Bush: Two of the biggest alcoholics (and there have been quite a few) to hold the office of the presidency. The difference: One of them actually won a war. Mission Accomplished! Grant Wins.

(30) Richard Nixon vs. (35) William Henry Harrison: Watch some video tape of the Nixon – Kennedy debates; take a close look at Nixon. Is that the nervous, sweaty face of a bad-ass? No. You know who is a bad-ass? William Henry Harrison. In an attempt to prove just how bad-ass he was he delivered his inaugural address on a cold rainy day without an coat or a hat. Harrison Wins.

(22) George H.W. Bush vs. (43) Andrew Johnson: You know what's not particularly bad ass? millionaire oil tycoons. On the other end of the spectrum are of course World War II fighter pilots. Well George Bush is/was both of those things. Andrew Johnson was neither. Bush Wins.

(27) James Garfield vs. (38) Millard Fillmore: One of the first metal detectors built was made in order to find an assassin's bullet inside of Garfield (it didn't work). Fillmore's last words, after being fed some mediocre soup were “the nourishment is palatable”. Dick move, Fillmore. Garfield Wins.

Round 2: the satisfactory 32

(1)Franklin D. Roosevelt vs. (33) Zachary Taylor: Sure Taylor was a war hero, but then again who isn't? Upon assuming the office of the president one of FDR's top priorities was repealing prohibition. So raise your glass to the bad-ass who said it's OK to get sloshed again. Roosevelt Wins.

(17) John Adams vs. (16) Lyndon B. Johnson: Adam's idea of being a bad-ass: fuck with France's boats, and then weasel out of an actual fight. Johnson's idea of being a bad-ass: Send over 500,000 soldiers to clean up the fight that France was to chicken-shit to finish. Johnson Wins.

(9) Harry Truman vs. (41) Warren Harding: Warren Harding was an alcoholic, womanizing, and allegedly corrupt president. Mildly bad-ass, yes. But Truman showed the whole world what happens when you fuck with America. You get atomic bombs dropped on you. Yeah we're just that crazy. Truman Wins.

(40) Franklin Pierce vs. (8) Woodrow Wilson: Wilson was famous for coming up with the league of nations; an intergovernmental organization that the US decided they didn't want to join. Pierce was the first president to recite his inaugeral address from memory... How does Pierce keep Winning these?

(4) George Washington vs. (29) Calvin Coolidge: George Washington ran one of the largest distilleries in early America. There weren't any (legally) running in Coolidge's day. Washington Wins.

(20) Grover Cleveland vs. (13) William Clinton: Both men show remarkable bad-assery in that they both survived career ending disappointment, and just kept coming. Cleveland lost the 1888 election (though won the popular vote) only to come back in 1892 and kick ass on two non- consecutive occasions, while Clinton survived an impeachment and went on to be one of the most highly regarded modern presidents. Clinton Wins.

(12) James K. Polk vs. (21) William McKinley: McKinley stole Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines from the Spanish... and what the hell, throw Hawaii in there too for good measure. Polk not only accomplished every goal he set for his presidency, but he also served for only 4 years; just like he promised he would. Polk Wins.

(28) Gerald Ford vs. (5) Thomas Jefferson: Being immune to death is pretty bad ass right? Well, at 93 years and 165 days Ford is the longest lived president. Not quite immortal, but closer than the rest. Jefferson, of course, purchased the Louisiana territory (which doubled the size of the country) from Napoleon, who sold it, just to spite England. Napoleon Wins.

(2) Theodore Roosevelt vs. (31) Rutherford B. Hayes: Hayes was wounded 5 times in the civil war and kept going. We've established that... Roosevelt was shot (you know, with a bullet) right before giving a speech... and still gave the speech! Roosevelt Wins.

(18) Ronald Reagan vs (15) Barrack Obama: Reagan is the only U.S. President to be photographed in a Nazi uniform. Nazis aren't bad ass, but having the balls to do that (it was for a movie), and then run for president, that's something. Obama is the real first black president, and by black we mean mostly black (Clinton was blacker). Reagan Wins.

(10) Dwight D. Eisenhower vs. (23) Martin Van Buren: When asked for fair treatment by the Mormons (who were just kicked out of Missouri), Van Buren told them to go away because they would drag his election results down (he lost anyway). Eisenhower took Truman's “don’t fuck with us or we'll nuke you” idea, and ran with it. He went all Tarkin Doctrine on the world “ruling through fear of force rather than force itself”. Eisenhower Wins.

(26) Ulysses S. Grant vs. (7) James Monroe: Monroe is famous for, of course, the Monroe Doctrine. In which he told Europe they could go pound sand. Ummm... Grant was friends with Mark Twain... that’s cool right? Monroe Wins.

(3) Abraham Lincoln vs. (35) William Henry Harrison: Abraham Lincoln was shot to death while watching a play... enough said. Remember that inaugural address Harrison was giving in the cold and rain? Yeah, it is the longest inaugural address ever given at over 2 hours long... after being edited for time. Harrison Wins.

(19) John Quincy Adams vs. (14) Andrew Jackson: J.Q. Adam's loved to skinny dip in the Potomac river. Jackson loved dueling. In one duel he was shot in the chest while taking his time to aim carefully. As calm as could be he lined up his shot, and killed his opponent with one bullet ( if you don’t count the one inside Jackson's own chest). Jackson Wins.

(11) John F. Kennedy vs. (22) George H.W. Bush: Both served in WWII. But Kennedy did something Bush didn't. Marilyn Monroe. Kennedy Wins.

(27) James Garfield vs. (6) James Madison: Garfield appointed Ben-Hur author Lew Wallace as U.S. Minister to Turkey because he though a Muslim country would provide good inspiration for a second novel. And in yet another presidential act of telling England to get lost ( and also to stop stealing our sailors ( chose not to make a seamen joke there, because I’m classy)) Madison beat the British in the war of 1812. Madison Wins.

Round 3: Sweet 16

(1) Franklin D. Roosevelt vs (16) Lyndon B. Johnson: Roosevelt is by far the most famous polio survivor (name one other... yeah that's what I though.) Lyndon Johnson shook Forrest Gump's hand. Johnson Wins.

(9) Harry S. Truman vs (40) Franklin Pierce: The most important thing Pierce accomplished was buying a portion of Mexico (the southern portions of Arizona and New Mexico) in order to... build a train there. Truman didn't do much in his presidency... oh yeah except end WWII. Truman Wins.

(4) George Washington vs. (13) William Clinton: When a bunch of uppity farmers refused to pay their taxes, George decided to raise a militia and go there himself to ask why. The farmers promptly ran away. Clinton, known for his musical prowess, appeared on the Arsenio Hall show to play saxophone... for some reason. Washington Wins.

(12) James K. Polk vs. (???) Napoleon Bonaparte: Polk went to war with Mexico and took most of the U.S. Southwest. Napoleon went to war with pretty much everyone and took pretty much whatever he wanted, including almost all of Europe. Napoleon Wins.

(2) Theodore Roosevelt vs (18) Ronald Reagan: As President, Roosevelt lost the ability to see out of one eye during a boxing match. Reagan on the other hand lost his mind, and not in the bad-ass way, in the very sad way. Roosevelt Wins.

(10) Dwight D. Eisenhower vs (7) James Monroe: Eisenhower loved playing golf, in fact, he is enshrined in the World Golf Hall of Fame. Monroe won the 1820 election almost unanimously (losing only one electoral vote). He even got votes from Missouri, which wasn't even a state yet. Monroe Wins.

(35) William Henry Harrison vs (14) Andrew Jackson: Harrison may have been a celebrated Indian fighter, Jackson took that to a new level. In the First Seminole war he was ordered to deal with the Seminole and Creek Indians in Georgia, as well as prevent slaves from escaping into Florida In the process of doing all of that, he also managed to take over Florida. Even though nobody asked him to. Jackson Wins

(11) John F. Kennedy vs (6) James Madison: Madison Square Garden was named for James Madison. Kennedy's 45^th birthday would be held at Madison Square Garden, at which, Marilyn Monroe sang “happy birthday Mr. President” to Kennedy. Kennedy Wins.

Round 4: Elite 8

(16) Lyndon B. Johnson vs (9) Harry S. Truman: In 1960 Johnson was elected to both the vice- presidency, and a third term in the senate. In 1948, Truman won the election for president even though the Chicago Tribune had reported that Dewey won. Truman Wins.

(4) George Washington vs (???) Napoleon Bonaparte: In an effort to distance himself from the monarchy of Europe Washington insisted he be called MR. President, as opposed to your highness, or other royal terms. On the other hand, When being coronation emperor, Napoleon paid for the Pope to travel all the way to France in order to crown him emperor. When the time came for the Pope to place the crown on his head, napoleon instead snatched the crown and put it on his own head. Napoleon Wins.

(2) Theodore Roosevelt vs (7) James Monroe: Monroe was the last president to have been a revolutionary war hero. He crossed the Delaware with Washington, and was shot in the shoulder at the battle of Trenton. Roosevelt was a war hero in his own right, and is the only president who has ever won the Medal of Honor. Roosevelt Wins.

(14) Andrew Jackson vs. (11) John F. Kennedy: One day after leaving the capitol building, a man drew two pistols and shot twice at Jackson. Both guns misfired and Jackson proceeded to beat the man half to death with his cane. The only logical explanation is that Jackson is bulletproof... Guess who wasn't bulletproof? Jackson Wins.

Round 5: Final 4

(9) Harry S. Truman vs (???) Napoleon Bonaparte: In World War One Truman's artillery brigade fired some of the last shots of the war. Bombarding the Germans after the armistice was signed (but before the ceasefire took effect). Wile in exile in Elba, Napoleon escaped his captor. When he was approached by the regiment sent to capture him, he causally rode up to them, dismounted his horse and said "Here I am. Kill your Emperor, if you wish." Long stroy short, those men accompained him to Paris, where he proceded to take over again.

(2) Theodore Roosevelt vs (14) Andrew Jackson: Andrew Jackson is on the 20 dollar bill. Theodore Roosevelt isn't on any money. Jackson Wins.

Round 6: The Championship

(???) Napoleon Bonaparte vs. (14) Andrew Jackson:
Napoleon's last words : “France, the army, the head of the army, Josephine”
Jackson's Last words: “My right side is paralyzed. I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles. “

Jackson wins! Flawless victory.

The Losers

Sorry It's a little late, but this week's comic took quite a bit more research that i usually do. In that, i did about 20 hours worth of reaserch, so i hope it was worth it.

But before i post the winner, here are week 2's losers

Is this the preferred method of question submittal? Yes! the preferred method of question submittal is posting them on the most recent blog post here   Is ketchup a fruit? Ketchup is a fruit... a magical fruit.   Can we have pizza more? I have no idea what you're talkinga bout. Given that god is infinite and the universe is also infinite- Would you like some toast? hmm.... i do like toast, but is it feasable given our current resorces? Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? Shut your mouth.   Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? I'm just talking about Shaft.   How can I get my whites whiter?  bleach, lots of it.   Can Joey ask that many questions? He sure can, though i wish he wouldn't ask so many quotes.   Why do we need to get our teeth cleaned? Because if you don't it will cause your tooth to mouth ratio to drop. What's the difference between thank you and much obliged? While both are used to show your appreciation, "much obliged" implies that the person saying it owes a favor to the person they are talking to. Grandpa's asleep in a box and won't wake up. Why won't he wake up? He is obviously a very heavy sleeper and you arn't trying hard enough to wake him up.   What's the best way to get blood out of hardwood floors? Pinesol!   Now that the president has allowed the military to indefinitely detain anyone they want, should Ashleigh be worried about her questions?  Only if she doesn't want to go to jail forever. Thanks folks, please keep asking questions.

CSI - Positronium comics ( or some shit)

Thanks to everyone who participated in the questioning of week 2. Now all i have to do is take a look at the ol' line up, and pick a suspect. Here's who has been brought in:

• Is this the preferred method of question submittal?
• Who was the most bad-ass President?
• Is ketchup a fruit?
• Can we have pizza more?
• Given that god is infinite and the universe is also infinite- Would you like some toast?
• Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
• Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about?
• How can I get my whites whiter?
• Can Joey ask that many questions?
• Why do we need to get our teeth cleaned?
• What's the difference between thank you and much obliged?
• Grandpa's asleep in a box and won't wake up. Why won't he wake up?
• What's the best way to get blood out of hardwood floors?
• Now that the president has allowed the military to indefinitely detain anyone they want, should Ashleigh be worried about her questions?

One of these is a big fat murderer! And soon we'll put it to... death? i don't know, i have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.

Week 1. BLAM!

The Winner:If you could have a pet dinosaur what would you name it?

I really would name my dinosaur Bertrand. (click to enlarge)

The winning question was submitted by my brother, and while some of you might say "hey, isn't that favoritism?". No, of course not... It's nepotism. It didn't hurt that the question involved dinosaurs either...

I like dinosaurs.

Anyway... Aaron shall receive the one and only copy of this comic to frame or burn or whatever as he sees fit.

If you would like some free "art"... well ask better questions. (not that all of them weren't great... but if you submitted a question last week there is a 9 in 10 chance that you didn't get free "art" (except that some people asked multiple questions... so those number's aren't entirely accurate. (by which i mean are totally inaccurate.)))

And now, because i promised to answer every single question that is sent my way, here are:

The Losers:

Have you ever wore women's underpants? No...

What is the meaning of life? There isn't one. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens.

Who is that out there? Its-a me Mario!

Larry, Curly, Moe, or Shemp? Curly... duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fried chicken and waffles... duh!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs existed long before chickens as we know them evolved. ... like a really really really really long time.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a noise? The vibration of air caused by the movement of a falling tree is not dependent on someone being there to perceive it .

What what you want to happen to the Bears' front office this off-season? It to burn down, and kill all involved, and then hire a whole new staff.

Is the world REALLY going to end this year? There's always that possibility, though if you think that the Mayans have anything to do with that, i now hate you.

The rest of my talking:

Thanks to everyone who asked questions, shared my links on facebook, email, or word of mouth ( and if you didn't shame on you... see to that). I could not complete this project without you.

Please sign up for This Blog. You can have your email remind you of it by signing up for email updates. And please keep your questions coming, and i promise to answer each and every one.

I also want to know what you think so...

My question to you:If you could have a pet dinosaur what would you name it?

And the finalists are: (drum roll)

So question submissions for week 1 are over! I would like to thank everyone who entered, and proclaim my undying hatred for all those who didn't... Dont worry though, you can win back my love and favor by entering for week 2! Fate is a fickle bitch, and so am I.

And now on to the Finalists! These are all the questions I recieved for week 1. One will win, and the rest will be tossed aside like the trash they are... by which i mean that i will still answer them, but i will not be drawing a comic to do so.

Have you ever wore womens underpants?
If you could have a pet dinosaur what would you name it?
What is the meaning of life?
Who is that out there?
Larry, Curly, Moe, or Shemp?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a noise?
What what you want to happen to the Bears' front office this off-season?
Is the world REALLY going to end this year?

The Very first Soup Comic will up this Friday, so please come back then to veiw all the winners and losers. In the mean time please send in questions for week 2!