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Here are the questions for week 8. Only 44 more comics to go... unless you count week 8... which i do... so 45.

Are you space?
what would you do for a klondike bar?
What do you think of the rectum, as a whole?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
What would happen if IL became a right to work state?
so there's that.

please ask some questions for week 8.

Week 7

The Winner! What are some of the down sides of having a president with super powers?

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Thank you to special guest artist Michael Cuzzo.

• What is one technology that you wish we would have developed already? Self tying shoes.
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?  only if their parents cover their eyes and ears during the inappropriate parts.
• "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? The original phrase cute as a button refers to a button quail which is a cute fluffy bird.
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Whoever it was must have been very thirsty.
• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Whoever it was was luckey that the egg came out before the poop.
• Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Yes.
• Is Aaron the creator of the Philosoraptor? Probably not... patent pending.
• isn't one artist enough? NEVER!
• What was Walt Disney's first character?  A stick figure named Morton. He wasn't very popular.
• what are the names of all 206 bones in the human body? Yeah right. I'm not doing that.
• In which state in the Simpsons, Springfield? None of them. The state that springfield is in is bordered by  Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky.
• What kind of animal would it be if a zebra and dinosaur mated? dinosaurs and zebras can't produce viable offsping. though perhaps sience needs to step up to the plate and make that happen...

Week 8. Go!

Suprise Special Guest Artist This Week!

Week 7's questions are:

What are some of the down sides of having a president with super powers?
What is one technology that you wish we would have developed already?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Is Aaron the creator of the Philosoraptor?
isnt one artist enough?
What was Walt Disneys first character?
what are the names of all 206 bones in the human body?
In which state in the Simpsons, Springfield?
What kind of animal would it be if a zebra and dinosaur mated?


Also a friend shared a link of this list of not-so-frequently asked questions. so if you can't think of a question to ask, maybe give it a look for some inspiration
http://www.bored.com/crazythoughts/index7.html

Week 6

Winner: Is it true that Valentines Day is held in honor of a Dinosaur Massacre?

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Valentines Themed

• Why is Cupid always pictured naked? For the ladies...
• What to do if you're hopelessly single on this very very shitty day? Whiskey, cheeseburgers, repeat. (for you Pat, this will not be much different from most days).
• What are some creative Valentine's Day cards I could give to someone I like (...or dislike)? On special occasions such as these i tend to go for cards that would be appropriate to any situation but this one. Father's day cards are a nice touch, but also sympathy cards can give your valentine's day message a spark of self-deprecating humor.
• How do you feel about people who get married or engaged on valentines day? I think it is a great idea for those who have shitty memories. If you could some how arrange that to be your partners birthday and Christmas too, even better. Why remember more than 1 date?
• What do women prefer, chocolates or flowers for vday? Based on my own personal observation i would say chocolates. I've never been told i could be replaced with flowers, chocolate on the other hand...
•   What do the colors of roses mean? Many people think that the meaning behind a rose depends on the color of said rose. This is false. The meaning of all roses is ..."here, have a flower... women like flowers right?"
•   How do you know which kind of chocolate you are getting in a mixed boxed which has lost the "map"? The same way you find out where that chocolate goes after you eat it. Disection.
• Why do we send valentines in grade school, that are not candy, I mean seriously what are you supposed to do with them? The tradition of non-candy gifts is an offshoot of that of the yule log. If one is truly loved the cards will burn for 12 days. This is also where we get the 12 days of Valentine's day.
•   How many flowers and boxes of chocolate are given on this day versus Sweetest Day? people spend approxametly 14.7 billion (with a B) dollars on valentines day. No statistics are avaliable to sweetest day, because it isn't a real holiday (and is only really celebrated in the northeastern and midwestern United States.)

General Questions

• What is the best morning toasted bread product? Toast. sourdough preferably.
• What is the earliest memory you have? well, i woke up and had a piece of toast.
• What is the best lesser known holiday? American or otherwise. Bastille day! They day the French took over a prison in order to get some guns to shoot their oppressive overlords with.
• What is your favorite thing to draw? Dinosaurs... and ducks... and cows.
• How did Troy spend his birthday weekend? watching the pro-bowl... like an idiot.

The Rest

Thanks of all the quetions.
Have a happy Valentine's Day. (or not, i don't really care.)
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It's Valentine's Day Week (well... not really)

I sort of like this theme week idea. This week Valentines, next week... who knows... maybe Flag Day week (although i should probably do that in June), or... maybe Pizza week... or Robot Apocolypse week.

So here is what i propose: The first week in a month shall be a theme week. And, as i do with all things on this web site, I place the reins firmly in your hands. So what do you want March's Theme week to be? It can be anything, just leave a comment below.

And while you're at it; it's open season on questions for week 7. So ask away.

Here are week 6's questions:

Valentines Themed

Why is Cupid always pictured naked?
What to do if you're hopelessly single on this very very shitty day?
Is it true that Valentines Day is held in honor of a Dinosaur Massacre?
What are some creative Valentine's Day cards I could give to someone I like (...or dislike)?
How do you feel about people who get married or engaged on valentines day? 

What do women prefer, chocolates or flowers for vday?
  What do the colors of roses mean?
  How do you know which kind of chocolate you are getting in a mixed boxed which has lost the "map"?

Why do we send valentines in grade school, that are not candy, I mean seriously what are you supposed to do with them?
  How many flowers and boxes of chocolate are given on this day versus Sweetest Day?

General Questions

What is the best morning toasted bread product?
What is the earliest memory you have?
What is the best lesser known holiday? American or otherwise.
What is your favorite thing to draw?
How did Troy spend his birthday weekend?


As it is valentines theme week, i will probably not be picking one of the general questions. But thanks for playing.

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Week 5, and Valentines day Themed questions.

The Winner: Fork?

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The Losers:

• Who invented sports? Like most things, the Chinese invented sports... probably.
• Who will win the Superbowl? GEEEEEEEE men.
• If you were a diabetic would you let a cupcake go bad? I'm not a very big cupcake fan to begin with, I think their frosting to cake ratio is way off, so probably.
• What is your favorite tool? Side Cutter Pliers. aka Kline's. They're like 3 tools in one. pliers, cutters, and a hammer.
• Are you, or have you ever been, convicted of a felony? nope.
• What is the oddest thing you have seen at a restaurant? honestly i can't think of anything. i guess it would be the night at the Olympic Star where i saw Bizzarro Aaron, Bizzarro Cuzzo, and Bizzarro Fio eating dinner together.
• How much is a copy of: The Thundering Herd. By Zane Grey,1925 copyright Date worth?  Between 15 and 300 dollars.
• What things can a young teen do this weekend with her friends without spending a ton of money? Drugs?

The Rest:

So Valentines day is fast approaching, and I am, if nothing else, full of useful dating advise. So this week, please send me your Valentines related queries!

Week 4

The Winner: Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Sorry this is way late; but I've been quite busy this/last week. Week 5 will be up on Friday guaranteed.

Here are

The Losers

• Does anyone really believe Capt. Schettino slipped and fell into a lifeboat? I'm sure someone believes him... but they're probably idiots.
  
• How dare you take that tone with me?! Shut it Jen!
  
• What is the best kind of cat? The kind that doesn't vomit on every single rug in the house in one day... yeah that happened once.
  
• Why don't we have self tying shoes yet? Our shoes would need to have some sort of tiny robotic arms to tie themselves with; and the robotic arms we have now have the coordination of a 2 year old.
  
• Why does it feel like I'm in a snow globe and someone keeps shaking it right after everything settles? probably drugs.
  
• If you could be in any cartoon what would it be? And why? Futurama of course. because the future is going to be awesome, i mean... caffeinated bacon. baconated grapefruit. admiral crunch!
  
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African Swallow? about 10 meters per second.
  
• Can man ever live under the sea? yes, but not for very long.
  
• Are fountains dumb? yes.   ?
  
• What should I put my donut in? your mouth.
  
• What are some lesser known Greek Gods?  Nemesis the goddess of revenge, Phobos and Deimos, the twin gods of fear and terror (respectively), just to name a few.
  
• Who would win in a fight- a tank or a million birds? this is a tough one. a single tank couldn't possibly kill a full million birds. It will either run out of ammunition, or fuel in an attempt to shoot or run them over. But the birds can't harm the tank either. In the long run the birds would probably win, as they can create more birds, while the tank will slowly deteriorate over time.
  
• What is the best thing about Winter? hot chocolate... and various hot chocolate based cocktails.
• What, in your opinion, is the perfect sandwich? Ham and turkey on french bread with sriracha... and nothing else.

Here are the week 5 Questions:

Who invented sports?
Who will win the Superbowl?

If you were a diabetic would you let a cupcake go bad?

What is your favorite tool?

Are you, or have you ever been, convicted of a felony?

What is the oddest thing you have seen at a restaurant?

How much is a copy of: The Thundering Herd. By Zane Grey,1925 copyright Date worth? 

What things can a young teen do this weekend with her friends without spending a ton of money?

Fork?

Please ask questions for week 6. Week 5 will be up on time. I assure you of it.